Will I say WOW every time?
We all love Vince, but can we TRUST Vince?
Today was a big day; I purchased Shamwow:
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At Peter’s prompting, put it through its paces by soaking up a dish full of water with ONE large (yellow) Shamwow. Below is documentation of this highly scientific experiment.
I gently applied pressure.
I lifted the Shamwow by one corner. NO DRIPS!
I rang the Shamwow out.
Many were skeptical of the ad, due to the camera guy not being able to keep up which resulted in numerous cuts. I found this demonstration to be exactly as Vince promised. Some old grandma with a blog said she threw hers away because it left fibers on her car and left streaks on the window; I call bullshit. My Shamwow didn’t leave any lint OR streaks on my stainless steel kitchen island when cleaning up from this experiment. If Shamwow was going to leave streaks on anything, it’d be stainless steel. Maybe she should stick to counted cross stitch and not fuck with my man Vince.
I do not have an 8″ square of carpeting, or I’d try that demonstration, too. Now that I have not two, not four, but EIGHT Shamwows for the low price of $19.99, I just may have to find some…
But yes, we can, and SHOULD, trust Vince. Now I know I can buy a SlapChop.
Anyone else have a Shamwow or SlapChop? What do you think? Leave a comment, assholes.
so… much… hair!
@Jefferson that’s just the beginning of it…
stevie’s insane.
How did your cameraman keep up with that stevie?? and i well want a slapchop, not one of those fake slapchops tho, they get thrown over my head into the sink, but unfortunately i live in britain.
WOW!
I’m sold.
Is the ShamWOW enough to dry STB’s massively hair arms?
peter’s drawing of stb’s arms was pretty accurate!
One may be able to soak up at least 2 cups of water, but I’ll need all 8 of my Shamwows (4 large and 4 small, for $19.99) to dry all these tears I’m shedding from you guys making fun of my bodyhair. =\
All I can say is ShamWOW!
I dugg.
Although the plate changin colors does throw me for a loop!
For more of Vince, check this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/
I have something similar to the SlapChop. It works pretty well but is a pain to clean.
That’s why you need a genuine slap chop. With the others, you use it once, and then it’s useless.
It’s time to make American skinny one slap at a time.
I am very tempted to get a slapchop just so I have a reason to boil eggs.
I listen to the Adam Carolla Show every morning and on Tuesday Billy Mays was in and was calling Vince a hack. They were in the same box at the Super Bowl and Vince started being a dick (which he later apologized for in an email) Billy says apology not accepted, and to stop ripping off his products (he sold the zorbie a year or more ago and it is pretty much the shamwow and the quickchop not long after) then he said he was gonna take back the market and challenged vince to a Pitch off anytime anywhere and that he would fly out to Miami to where vince lives to do it.
You can hear the bulk of the vince discussion here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
See a comparison of the Zorbie vs. the Shamwow here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRGRZCvLmg&feature=related
And see how Vince doesn’t actually “do it in real time” here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmoLdAilAe0
Yes, I had that little to do at work that I looked up a bunch of shamwow clips.
Classic. Fuck Billy Mays. I Love Vince!!!!
billy mayes is a big fat stupid fuck. I hate him. vince is cool.
lmao, this shit is bananas.
ShamPOW, bitches.
I listened to the Mays clip. It sounds like a goof. He was promoting the war like it was professional wrestling. They probably work together.
Yeah more then likely the same company makes all those products anyway. Just like “store brand” food or batteries.
vince’s wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
Holy crap that dude got arrested for beating up a hooker.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
how much did they pay you to write that?
have you bashed a hooker yet?
will it soak up blood?
can it be shoved down someone’s throat to suffocate them?
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