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Season 2, Episode #3: “Wetty’s”

Beaver’s back, and the boys have more to say about Arkham Asylum, discuss real life Final Destination, develop the must-have item for this year’s flu season, and oodles more in this mammoth installment.

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UPDATE finally got around to adding the show notes.

Show Notes

WET car sequence:

Horrible Bonk screenshots

Pinobee on Wikipedia

Frankenstein pic

Shallow Hal on IMDB

Denny’s Meat Lover’s Scramble (pic, nutrition info, lawsuit)

Hamburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns

49 Comments

  1. Drac says:

    Go TZ!  Go TZ!

  2. kornkrlz says:

    YAY

    is jefferson still alive?

  3. MahatmaJondi says:

    Awesome.

  4. kornkrlz says:

    HAHAhaha

    “WETTY HERE”

  5. Israel says:

    A shitty wednesday just got better. Thanks, guys.

  6. Drac says:

    This might be the best episode yet.

  7. Arrested Developer says:

    I know how to get the “Fat Girls Rule the Universe” movie made. All you have to do is change it to two guy and have those guys be Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill.

  8. Israel says:

    I think so too. I don’t know why but the longest episodes are usually funnier. Just a tip.

  9. Israel says:

    Last one was for Drac.

  10. Pete says:

    boons index: farts are at about 28 minutes, another one at about 31:30, and another one at about 41 minutes.

  11. Drac says:

    I’ve gotta give STB props for this one.  It SOUNDS awesome.

  12. Wonderful Ned says:

    Yo, Drac, I’m really happy for you; I’mma let you finish, but episode #31 was the BEST EPISODE EVAR.

  13. RJ says:

    I listened back the other day and this one did have its moments. It’s tough to pick a favorite, though.

  14. Luke says:

    Really great episode this week, loved all the talk about commercials and the like. Good stuff! Keep it up fellars.

  15. kornkrlz says:

    pete sounded like he was on his death bed

  16. ctuck says:

    This episode was amazing, the wetty stuff had me laughing out loud like a total jack ass (I work for the post office at a data entry center that demands silence so when you laugh its totally obvious, and if there are any people who need to be rolled around in a body bag full of purell its the people I work with)

  17. kornkrlz says:

    anyone getting that Halo spinoff?

  18. Israel says:

    The umpire for the Boston game last night will be at the first yankee playoff game. Just wait & see.

  19. Mush Mouth says:

    I can definitely see a commercial for Wetty’s. Pete should play Wetty.

  20. Mush Mouth says:

    BTW. when is Jefferson gonna be back on TZ?

  21. Wonderful Ned says:

    Man, why’s Pete never around anymore? It’s like Drac suddenly starts re-appearing and Pete disappears.

  22. Pete says:

    how am I not around?

  23. McWeen says:

    loved this episode.

    Do all of you on the show live in different states? How do you all know each other? Maybe I missed the part where this was said in an episode.

  24. kornkrlz says:

    i can’t decide what is better…orange soda or grape soda…they are both very good

  25. Wonderful Ned says:

    @Pete
    I don’t know, I was drunk.
    Nevar Twitter, I guess.

  26. MahatmaJondi says:

    Anyone play Scribblenauts yet?
    Anyone as disappointed as I was?

  27. kornkrlz says:

    jefferson

  28. ctuck says:

    Anybody else find fantasy football to be a bit of a chore? All my guys are getting injured

  29. STB says:

    @ctuck: I just let it autopilot. Finished 2nd last year.

  30. blenky119 says:

    I’ve only edited my team once to take all the people with under double figures numbers off. Now i’m just letting it take its course.

  31. Israel says:

    Mine is basically the Detroit Lions of fantasy football.

  32. Darth_Bobby says:

    I’m not going to lie, for those times why you are really sick and sneezing and mucus just comes flying out, a Wetty would be really convenient and nice. Especially if you could sneeze into it, zip it up, and hold onto it until you can throw it away. Like a handkerchief, only you don’ t have to worry about getting snot all over your pockets… get a patent and investors ASAP!

  33. Wonderful Ned says:

    You’ll never be able to un-zip it and then hold it up in time; shit, you’ll probably never be able to inflate it (you’know like what you need to do with bags so that there’s actually a opening) and hold it up in time.

  34. blenky119 says:

    I prefer stevie’s idea that its like a normal tissue with adhesive strips at the sides (and a wet side of course) that you sneeze in then fold and stick then throw away. Much more viable as an option for wetty’s.

  35. blenky119 says:

    also this got me some weird fucking looks on the bus this morning when I was snickering to myself

  36. torch says:

    torch says “never laughed that hard at work before”

  37. deuce says:

    how do you go 4-4 in a game and then get sat the next game. its like my team thinks i’m milton bradley or something

  38. Drac says:

    I just want to say “suck on it, Deuce”. Vikings owned your 49ers. I’m looking forward to that DINNER.

  39. Israel says:

    Oops, clinched AL East sweeping Boston again? Here they come again.

  40. Israel says:

    Meant “clinch”, by the way. I’m kinda rusty in this “english” thing.

  41. kornkrlz says:

    speaking of jefferson and fanart…

  42. deuce says:

    not quite sure how u think your getting a dinner when you already owe me one. so when your vikings dont make the super bowl you will owe me 2 dinners. keep in mind farve was good for half a season last year

  43. Wonderful Ned says:

    Hell yeah! Good for the Vikings. Fucking 49ers, been fagging up this city even more than it already is. MOVE TO SANTA CLARA — DO IT FAGGOTS — we don’t want you here anymore — YOU GUY SUUUUCCCCCKKKK!

  44. Israel says:

    been playing uncharted 2 demo since it got out yesterday and well, it is something

  45. STB says:

    SHOW NOTES, PEOPLE.

  46. kornkrlz says:

    nice stb.

  47. Israel says:

    This is the day Favre will make me 100 points in fantasy football. Remember this.

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