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TZ Insurance Pitches to an Old Woman

Drac calls an old woman and tries to sell her video-game related insurance with surprisingly little success.

Episode #008: Butterwheat

It’s a show about nothing. In the most tangential episode of Tapezilla yet, the guys briefly discuss Bionic Commando: Rearmed, Fable 2 Pub Games, Braid and Fallout, while also touching on baseball, the Jonas Brothers and the death of Sugar Ray Robinson.

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Episode #007: “Let me have a scoop of those potatoes.”

On the very special Olympics episode of Tapezilla, all 3 guys are present to discuss last week’s big release - Soul Calibur IV. Tempers flare over who possesses the greatest sword swinging skills, though, leaving only one way to resolve the situation. Other topics include PAX and Alone in the Dark 4 and how awful both are, Pete’s obsession with undead nurses and the reason why Dual Shocks should be very, very scared of Bob.

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Ryo from Shenmue Wants to Go to Hong Kong

Ryo from Shenmue Confuses a Travel Agent

Episode #006: Alienating Our Listener Base

After a disappointing E3, the guys get together for a little E3 roundtable, discussing both the best and worst of the show. Other topics include how NeoGAF nerds ruined samurai swords, Pete’s new favorite natural disaster, Titan Quest, and everyone wonders just what the hell is so special about Little Big Planet.

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Nintendo Loses It at E3

Nintendo demonstrated “Wii Music” on stage at E3 by assembling five people to play the Super Mario Bros. theme. Did anything else think this was utterly embarassing shit? I mean, this was worse than anything I’ve seen at any Microsoft press conference. Pretty sure that drummer, “Ravi Drums,” will never work in music again.

Nintendo Announces Wii Sports: Resort

Nintendo announced a new version of Wii Sports called “Wii Sports: Resort”

- Uses new “MotionPlus” controller
- Three sports demoed
- Frisbee
- Jet skiing (resembles Wave Race)
- Sword fighting
- “MotionPlus” and “Wii condom” included in every package

E3: Nintendo Announces Animal Crossing: City Folk

At the Nintendo press conference “Animal Crossing: City Folk” was announced by designer Katsuya Eguchi.
- It is not an MMO, but the town persists when the user is not playing, similar to past titles.
- Wii version includes a new “City”–includes a shopping district, beauty salon, post office.
- “WiiSpeak”–microphone lets all players talk simultaneously. Not an individual microphone, but a “party” microphone. Resembles a conference phone extender.
- Coming 2008.

Episode #005: Microsoft Announces the “Portobox”

In our first E3 impressions episode, the guys put forth a valiant and mostly successful effort to talk about relevant games of the day, rather than games of Old. Fallout 3, Resident Evil 5, Gears 2, Final Fantasy XIII, and the garbage that is “You’re In The Movies” are discussed. Also, Tapezilla breaks the news about a brand new Microsoft handheld (or so Pete thinks).

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