Tired of gaming podcasts being so pretentious and boring, some current and some former gaming industry folks have gotten together to form Tapezilla—a weekly dose of gaming updates, news and humor, including the now infamous Shenmue prank calls. Tapezilla finally drags the 'gaming podcast' out of the mundane, uninteresting and self-important quicksand it's been stuck in for far too long.
After taking some much needed time off for Labor Day, Bob, Pete and Drac are joined by a very special guest on the long-awaited 9th episode of Tapezilla. Topics include Tales of Vesperia, Spore, Pure, and Sarah Palin, among others.
Ingredients to use: 1.0 each sliced Banana
1.0 part Banana Liqueur
1.0 each Cherry
1.0 splash Grenadine
4.0 parts Orange juice
1.0 splash Pineapple Juice
2.0 parts light Rum
Good show guys! keep em coming. I second Deuce get Jefferson back on again at some stage.
Someone tell Pete to get his hands round the new Sarah Palin doll before their sold out, she’ll keep him occupied on the lonley nights. http://www.herobuilders.com/08.htm
Now I’ve seen everything….School girl Sarah Palin doll, you’ve got to be kidding.
I was sitting at Cheddar’s last night with a buddy. I looked over his shoulder and notice a very sexy chick sitting in the booth behind him. As I was looking at her I provacatively licked the cheese and mayo from my burger. That was when my buddy exclaimed “I bet you just made her PTU”. Thought you guys might get a kick outta that, but I bet that Pete doesn’t know anything about PTU.
Pete and Drac should go out. They seem like soul mates. Why does Pete hate Drac anyways? BTW, wouldn’t Pete be the first racist-bigot-gay-guy because he’s older than Drac (right?).
They did it all. They popped, they smashed. Funny that this is the second break in where they didn’t steal my sunglasses. Guess they didn’t care for the style.
bonkers, you gotta kiss ass for a while before it’d be possible to be invited… like a true “super fan”. jefferson became a superfan before he was asked.
September 9th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Haha, I didn’t even realize that was Peter. I though that was just apart of the song. =/
September 9th, 2008 at 6:54 am
What podcast are you guys always specifically ripping on with a 45 year old?
Funny stuff as always. I was going through tapezilla withdrawal.
September 9th, 2008 at 6:56 am
PlayerOne? I think it’s PlayerOne. Not too sure though. I don’t list to any other podcasts besides this one.
September 9th, 2008 at 6:56 am
About time you fuckers did something. I forgot all about that Austin song. That brings back some good memories
September 9th, 2008 at 7:35 am
BTW my eyes are fine. Mostly cause of my thoughts of Chris Canseco playing 2nd base
September 9th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Deuce should call in or something. I think he wants in on Tapezilla.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Nah I’m good with mentions. These men are the tape gods. If they do sports then I’ll step in
September 9th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Oh my god Bob… I f**kin knew you’d throw in a country song.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Holy crap that was a funny show. Good work fitting in with the guys Jefferson. Please stay on a weekly schedule!!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
about time, oh bonerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
September 9th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Hey by the way i found this recipe:
Ingredients to use: 1.0 each sliced Banana
1.0 part Banana Liqueur
1.0 each Cherry
1.0 splash Grenadine
4.0 parts Orange juice
1.0 splash Pineapple Juice
2.0 parts light Rum
Directions: blend, serve in exotic glass
It’s called a “Tropical Storm”
September 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Jefferson is good for the show. Keep him on it.
P.S. Gotta invite him to CR2k9
September 10th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Every time there is a new tapezilla I have to clean DTU.
September 10th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Good show guys! keep em coming. I second Deuce get Jefferson back on again at some stage.
Someone tell Pete to get his hands round the new Sarah Palin doll before their sold out, she’ll keep him occupied on the lonley nights.
http://www.herobuilders.com/08.htm
Now I’ve seen everything….School girl Sarah Palin doll, you’ve got to be kidding.
September 10th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Wow, it was awesome. I think it’s because of the only 5 minutes talking about games. No, it was slightly more than that…
September 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Thanks for the positive comments, guys.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Jefferson sounds like he lives on cheetos, mountain dew and samurai swords.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I hope this shit gets more popular. I saw the NeoGAF thread. How do those fat nerds not know about you guys yet? FUCKING FUNNY SHIT GUYS.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
they’re too busy not getting touched by chicks.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
btw, can’t believe I almost forgot what day this is! happy 9/11 all! god bless.
September 11th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Bonkers is here to stay homos. Get me on the show next time.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
peter is like the first racist-bigot-gay-guy i’ve ever known of.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:04 am
He’s the 2nd. Lets not forget Dracula
September 12th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I had sex with Pete
September 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
oh that right. but i heard a rumor that dracula is actually blackula. i guess his voice does kinda sound like a black man…
September 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
my friends call me “cock breath”, only not cock, but the opposite of cock. why? because I plow broads.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
hey pete did you ever play indiano jones and the something atlantis? strikes me as a game you’d have liked.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I loved Fate of Atlantis. It’s probably my favorite graphic adventure tape.
September 12th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
yeah it was dope and some fans made a game like it but it just aint like that oldchool indy.
September 13th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I believe I played all of the indiana jones lucasarts adventure games back when I was a kid, not sure though.
September 13th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
In case anyone hasn’t noticed, you can now follow our every move on the TZ homepage.
September 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I was sitting at Cheddar’s last night with a buddy. I looked over his shoulder and notice a very sexy chick sitting in the booth behind him. As I was looking at her I provacatively licked the cheese and mayo from my burger. That was when my buddy exclaimed “I bet you just made her PTU”. Thought you guys might get a kick outta that, but I bet that Pete doesn’t know anything about PTU.
September 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
that’s one of the most disgusting things I’ve read in a while.
September 14th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Pete and Drac should go out. They seem like soul mates. Why does Pete hate Drac anyways? BTW, wouldn’t Pete be the first racist-bigot-gay-guy because he’s older than Drac (right?).
September 14th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Bad idea. Think Peter’s younger than me. I’m 25.
September 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Pete’s older.
September 14th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I turned 27 not long ago. And just for the RECORD, I’m about the furthest thing from being a racist as a human being can be.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Nope, surely not a racist, but definitely very gay.
September 14th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
hmm i’m just saying that maybe blacks and indians would beg to differ…
September 14th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Peter’s frighteningly gay, but no, not an actual racist.
September 15th, 2008 at 2:26 am
closet-racist perhaps?
September 15th, 2008 at 4:36 am
news of me being gay would come as a surprise to the massive amounts of tail I pound every weekend.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
why would all those gay guys be surprised? i dont get it.
September 16th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Will we have to wait another month for a new Tapezilla show?
September 16th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Did you think Drac was lying when he said you guys would be good for the month.
September 16th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Did they bust Drac’s windows open or did they just popped the doors? Pics or work!
September 16th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
They did it all. They popped, they smashed. Funny that this is the second break in where they didn’t steal my sunglasses. Guess they didn’t care for the style.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
They’ll tape tonight but we wont get the episode until next week.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Fuck you guys for not inviting me on. Who wants to hear Bonkerszilla? I’ll do it.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I don’t want to hear Bonkers at all…
September 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Give me a twitter spot on the homepage, homos.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Bonkers is not interesting.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
bonkers should be forbidden from listening to tapezilla.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
bonkers, you gotta kiss ass for a while before it’d be possible to be invited… like a true “super fan”. jefferson became a superfan before he was asked.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Yeah Bonkers… my breathe smells like Pete’s shit.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Oops I mean ‘breath’ I don’t breathe ass, I just smell like it.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Don’t you mean you had to suck Pete’s dick every night for 1 month?
September 17th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
i thought jefferson gained favor by letting pete suck his dick.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
No, Pete’s lips were too chapped from sucking other guy’s dicks. He’ll say it, was chicks tits, but the ones with tits were trannys
September 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
yeah he’s definately still hiding in the closet.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Hey ass clowns, help give this podcast the recognition it truly deserves, right here http://www.podcastawards.com
September 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I voted for it in comedy, gaming, and overall. Now can i be on the show?
September 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Bonkers stop trying so hard. Your time will come. You just gotta wait it out man
September 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“Uhh, can I be on the show?” Jackass!
September 18th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
see even jefferson can set trends.
September 18th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Wow… didn’t know it was gonna be that big a deal!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
The excuses just get more and more elaborate. Now drac’s voice was lost or something? ….
September 18th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
The show’s done. Just waiting for Drac to show up and upload it.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Knowing these guys as well as I do you can rest assure if something is wrong its Drac’s fault.