Things the TZ staff would rather do… Beast Rider Edition.
10/15/08 at 7:03 pm
This is a list of five things we’d rather do than play the upcoming Golden Axe: Beast Rider that Pete’s been so high on for the last few weeks. (List compiled by TZ staff sans Pete)
5. Dinner For One “Animal Boxing” for the DS (finish it in one sitting).
4. Buy Golden Axe: Beast Rider, but never open it.
3. Hold a fudgesicle like it’s a Wii remote and pretend we’re playing Call of Duty: World at War, while all the time it melts onto our fingers.
2. Suck off a man.
1. Play through Golden Axe for Genesis while actually riding a beast.
Tags: animal boxing, dinner for one, genesis, golden axe, Wii
October 16th, 2008 at 11:50 am
hahahah
October 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
Is suck a man off on PS3 or Xbox 360?
October 24th, 2008 at 10:52 am
the game actually looks and plays like a ps2 game.. nice going sega, i didnt bend over for an xbox360 to play a game like this.